Or, Happy Belated Valentine’s Day, if you want to be unpatriotic about things.

Thank you so much for all the sweet notes/pics of you guys with your JLA Valentines!! It makes me so incredibly happy to know that I was able to make so many of you happy (kinda like when you send me your “Whacking It In Appreciation” vids, but I digress ).

Here’s one last Valentine for everyone (til next year, of course, when I start smothering you with luv n’stuff all over again ), and the uncensored/bigger versions of my Valentine’s Day impromptu semi-shoot for ya, as promised. (I really was just trying to find a not-so-boring way to show off my Horror Decor pillow, and they inadvertently ended up looking kinda cute. )

Hugs, love, and lots of Sexxxy Abe Lincoln to all! <3 <3 xoxoxox

Just got back some of Zombie Tramp cosplay shots…Sorry if I’m over-posting them everywhere, but I LOVE them!!! (Not because of me, of course…Because I love ZT and am so happy the makeup, etc worked out so well!! I think we were able to do her at least some justice…Yay!!! )

Just as a reminder, this is the awesomely awesome chick who shot these for me.

I sincerely love her, and hope we get to do some more super fun shoots like this very soon! She is amazing!!

And…just in case you aren’t familiar with Zombie Tramp (yet ), here ya go:

She’s beeeeeeeeeeeeautiful!! <3 <3 <3

First, something weird is up with both my SuperKasey site and my Instagram page. I think some mean anti-Pats person might be trying to exact cyber revenge on me for letting my Brady love shine as a beacon of hope for all mankind. (That MUST be it…Knock it off, will ya, Mr. Manning?? ) I’ve got my P.I.H. (Partner In Heroism, aka Mr. Flush Gorden) helping me with SK, and for now IG is set on private, but hopefully the Legion of Online Doom will be defeated and things will go back to normal very shortly. (And thanks very much again to everyone who made me aware of this annoying situation ).

The most regrettable part of this silliness is that not many people got to hear about my Super Stupid Bowl offer before my other site crashed. That makes the choosin’ part of it easier, at least, so Defcon Dan (aka the biggest Pats fan EVER!!! ), congrats, homie. Like I said, I feel I owe you after I wasn’t able to follow through on my promise to send some Lynda Carter goodness your way. So, go, enjoy yourself, and I’m just going to happily stay here and hibernate ’til next season. Good times for all!!!

In another bit of Patriots-related unfortunate-ness, I have to follow through on a stupid, stupid bet I made and post this stupid, stupid pic here. My skin is still burning from the evil of having that filthy lie inked upon my chest, but a bet’s a bet, I guess, so enjoy, anti-Pats evildoers!!!!

And just so the truth remains clear, I’m going to post this epic short film I made again here for all to enjoy…My Pats (and Panthers ) love shall not be silenced!!!

(Don’t worry, Tom Brady Puppet…You know the truth, and I shall make it my sworn duty to protect you from Pats haters everywhere with my Fist of Fandom!! )

Now, if you will excuse me, I’m off to nap for about 8 months or so…

I’m heading to Vegas first thing in the AM, so I probably won’t have time to check in again until next year (ha!! ). I hope everyone has a super amazing NYE, though, and an even better new year. I’ll post festive happy Nude Year (ha!, part 2 ) pics for ya upon my return, but for now you get Catwoman.

Happy New Year, homies!!! xoxoxoxo

I was a lil cold. Can you tell?

Here’s the SFW version, all fancied up*:

It’s for an “artcore” site, but I’ll get some of the shots for my own use, too. I’ll share ‘em when I get ‘em. xoxo

*as seen on Instagram

Happy Holidays, Homies and Whovians! Hope everyone is having a very Merry Christmas, despite Matt Smith’s official departure today.

I probably shouldn’t even be writing right now because I’m still trying to recover from the Christmas episode. I’ve been making goofy fangirl pics since it ended to help ease the pain a bit. (That’s a totally normal thing for a grown-ass woman to do, right? ) Here’s an example of my “art”:

Yes, I’ve been crying, and yes, I really took time out of my Christmas festivities to do this…DON’T JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyhoo…To help keep your Christmas spirit (and maybe some other fun things ) up during these trying, Smith-less times, here’s a lil Happy Holidays throwback pic from a scene I did last year where I got to worship the gorgeous Ms. Puma Swede. (Gotta love when it’s your job is to strip down a beautiful blonde Swedish goddess! ) <3 <3

Fun fact: After the shoot I took the creepy lil doll we were “fighting” over in the scene home with me because I felt bad that they were just going to throw him away. He’s an abomination, but I love him and he still lives with me…Meet “Woody”. He will forever haunt your dreams.

And since I know there are many grieving Whovian ladies out there right now (believe me, I feel your pain!!), I gotta keep things equal around here and add a lil’ Christmas candy to help cheer up my girlies, too…You’re welcome.

Well, clearly my work here is done. I sincerely hope everyone is having a wonderful, smiley, festive Christmas. On behalf of Woody and the Hoff, I leave you with this holiday greeting:

Happy holiday hugs, everybody!!! xoxoxo

…not me.

But I’m still 100% glad I did it, and thank everyone who supported and voted for me from the very bottom of my big ol’ booty heart.

Here a few highlights for those who haven’t seen ‘em yet.

Believe it or not, I actually had trouble with all my custody stuff because I did this contest. I am perhaps not the most eloquent of people when I’m nervous, so apparently when I did my KROQ interview I didn’t make it clear that I’m not shooting hardcore scenes right now. I honestly was just happy words came out of my mouth, and that they made a reasonable amount of sense. But, literally as soon as I got off the air I got some nasty texts/emails about my wording, and it became a whole big issue.

I don’t want to bore you with the details (again ), so I’ll just say that doing this contest reminded me that, while I do obviously have to compromise on some of my viewpoints right now, I can’t let “haters” (for lack of a less-confrontational term) dictate every aspect of how I live my life. I decided to go ahead with Miss DD regardless of any personal problems that arose from my participation, and I’m extremely glad that I did. It’s seriously the most free and “me” I’ve felt in quite some time. I also decided to take a dip in the social media waters again, and have started posting on Instagram: http://instagram.com/dianaprincexxx

It’s obviously way more tame than Twitter, so hopefully there won’t be too much anyone can say negatively about it. (My nipples have to be *sexistly* covered on there, for goodness sakes. There’s absolutely NO WAY anyone can count that as “porn”, right? We’ll see… )

Now that Miss DD is oficially over with, it’s time to start getting in your applications for next year’s First Annual Mr. Double D(ong) Pageant. Here’s one of our very first entry vids…This is clearly going to be a VERY tough act to beat, but it serves as an example of the extremely high standards we set here for our Mr. DD contestants. Enjoy!!

To those of you who have asked about my Wishlist, thank you very much for asking. Instead of being overly redundant, I shall just refer you to this post on my “thinky girl” (aka SuperKasey) site:

http://www.superkasey.com/i-updated-my-wishlist/

Long story short, though, I don’t have a personal one. Instead, I’m trying to help various charities get stuff on their lists for the holidays. If you donate anything (even just your time ), be sure to let me know, and I’ll send you a Thank You gift just the same as I would if it were a normal wishlist.

There’s a more in-depth explanation of all this up over at SK, but if you get the gist and just want to get started with the ho-liday merriment, here’s my charity of choice at the moment:

http://www.childsplaycharity.org/

You can donate directly on their site, but if you want to get more personal about it, you can look them up on Amazon. They have a list of lists for a whole bunch of hospitals all over the country, so you can pick specific items and where you specifically want them to go. Very, very cool. Here’s a link to their list of lists, too. (Look on the side for LOTS of options! )

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1A6U99V3PVN0Q/ref=cm_wl_rlist_go_v?

As soon as you donate (to anyone, in any way, basically ), send me an email at Diana@DianaPrinceXXX.com, WITH PROOF (sorry…need to be sure we’re really helpin’ folks here ), and I’ll send you a very happy Thank You present in return.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled bewbs…but this time for charity!!! xoxo

Hiya, homies! Just a quick post to let folks that prefer this site to my SK one (understandably ) know that you can vote for me in the KROQ Ms. Double D-Cember Contest.

If you feel like making the journey over to their site to vote for me a time or 2, I’d be much obliged. Here’s the link for ya:

http://kroq.cbslocal.com/kevin-beans-miss-double-d-cember-2014-top-10-finalists/

If you want to know more about why I entered, you can check out my in-depth posting about it here:

http://www.superkasey.com/december-awesomeness-is-here/

If that’s too talky/TMI for ya, and you just want bewbs (also understandably ), here ya go*:

*Having posting probs at the moment so you’re stuck with the same one from the other site for now. I’m sure Flush “Obi-Wan” Gordon will have it fixed up soon, though.

Holiday hugs to all,

D-Dirty Santa xoxo

I just realized the reasons comments weren’t going up here or on Tumblr is bc I have to approve them both through Disqus!!! S-m-r-t. Dat spells me, alrite!

Oy. So sorry I didn’t realize that sooner. It was frustrating to read comments on my dashboard but have no way to reply to them!!! Now I can reply to comments at will, though, so feel free to dish away with me. Apologies if anyone thought I was ignoring them…That is so NOT my way, and I solemnly promise to keep up with responding, now that I actually know how to do it.

To help make up for it, here are some of my most recent Tumblr photo posts…We can pretend they are brand new and make snarky comments back and forth if you like. (I seriously <3 everyone who recognized the second pic as Phantom of the Paradise, btw. xoxo