Happy Wonder Woman Wednesday!!

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(I know it’s hard to tell, but those are Wondy Panties I’m wearing, I assure you! :) )

Long Day = Short Post, but had to make sure my long-standing tradition of celebrating Wonder Woman Wednesday (which started a week ago ;) ) was upheld. :)

Along with WW, some of my other favorite ladies have new issues out this week. Check out the beauty and awesomeness from this week’s pull list: The #WCW Edition. ;)

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That’s a whole lotta greatness to take in, I know, but since it’s officially still Wondy’s day, I’m including these lovely (and clearly non-sexual ;) ) gifs as “dream inspiration” as I slowly drift into the Nite Nite Zzzzzzzzzone. ;) xoxo

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PS- I was sincerely looking forward to The Interview (and still am, actually)All of this nonsense is just so ridiculous… :(

Take a Peek Inside My Workshop…

(“That’s what she Mrs. Claus said?” ;) )

I am currently prepping for the holiday shows/shoots I’m doing over the next couple of weeks, but felt it was necessary to come share my super classy Santa Pasties with you. (#Selfie. #Procrastination. ;) )

spsI’ll post the whole outfit when it’s done, of course. These little guys were just too cute to keep to myself!! (“That’s also what she Mrs. Claus said?” She’s a very giving Ho-Ho-Ho, that one. ;) )

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Here’s some more Classic Christmas Cheer for you, too…with a lil’ bonus in honor of Wonder Woman Wednesday. (Oh yes…That’s a thing I do now. ;) )

(Oh, Supes…As if I needed another reason to <3333333333 you!! :) )

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Best Monkey Molestation Monent EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Thanks again for sending it, Webmaster General!!! You totally gave me an excuse to start posting more WW stuff here!!! <3 ;) )

Alright, enough with the procrastination. Back to work I go (after another round of Temple of Osiris…It’s cosplay research, I tells ya!! ;) ) xoxo

Super awesome PS- Thank you to Dave M. for posting this in my comment section. This gal’s got mad skillz, yo, and is totally my #WCW, Christmas Edition for today. <3333333

The Pics of Christmas Past. :)

Ho, ho, ho, homies!!! Since this site wasn’t super officially up and running this time last year, I figured I’d start off my Ho-liday postings here with a blast from Christmas Past (aka last year ;) ). Here’s a taste of some of the goofy goodness which ensued (that I still have record of, anyway :) ).

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(Untangling lights is hard!!!!! ;) )

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(My first official burlesque performance…I was such a noob!!! :P )

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(Before I was introduced to Sharpies, apparently. ;) )

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(Kinky Horror: The Beginning. :) )

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(Doing the Miss Double D-cember 2014 thang, D.P. Style!! ;) )

(This still has to be the most awesome/random/creepy/awesome present I’ve ever gotten!!! I’m so happy I get to spread the Choco-Covered Love again this year!! (You’re welcome. ;) )

This year, I’ve got some new happy surprises I can’t wait to share with you. :) I’m also doing a 12 Days of Cryptmas thing on Kinky Horror right now, so if you’re into the scarier side of the season, feel free to join me in my macabre merriment. ;)

Since I don’t update Superkasey right now, you’re going to have to put up with my geeky self getting mixed in with the nekkidness at times. Case in point: Here are a couple clips from one of my all-time favorite Christmas specials to get ya feelin’ festive. :)

Don’t fret, friends…There shall be a LOT more epic greatness like this posted before Christmas, I assure you. (Consider yourself warned… ;) ) xoxo

Thanksgiving Leftovers…

Soooo, um…Oops! :) Apparently this didn’t post on Tofurkey Day like it was supposed to, but since a lot of folks are still living off leftovers right now (I know I am!! :) ), I figured it was still (reasonably ;) ) appropriate. :)

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Oh, the heroic hilarity!! ;) I hope everyone’s having a Super Happy Thanksgiving Weekend (whether you’re actually observing it or not :) ). I got to go back home to North/South Carolina for the week (yay!!!!!! :) ), but I’m back in LA now, and slowly gettin’ back to the normal “grind”. (At least for another couple of weeks, before I officially let myself go full-on Christmas Crazy!! :) )

I’ll have some new pics up for ya from shoots I did prior to my Thanksgiving Day adventure within the next few days. (Gotta wade through ‘em to see what’s usable and what’s crap ;) ), but here are a few randoms fer ya in the meantime. :)

First (and most importantly :) ), Papa and Finn (my nephew :) ) bonding during my T-Day Trip home…Four generations were repped at our Thanksgiving Celebration this year (and I’m VERY thankful for that! :) ).

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(#AllTheLove <3 :) )

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(This set was done on a cold and windy night up in the Hollyood Hills…I was freezing meh bootah off, but I got progressively bolder -and nekkider- as the shoot went on…Because Art N’ Stuff. ;) )

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(This is a BTS shot from when I got to channel my inner Avril Lavinge and dance meh arse off for a 90′s-themed music video. I’ll post the actual vid when they give me the OK. :) )

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(This is literally the only shot I got from a Nosferatu Noir Vintage Throwback Webseries thingy I did. It’s hard to explain accurately in a quick caption like this, but it’s set in the 40′s and I got killed by the Nosferatu character, which are both asweome things, so it had to be shared. I’ll post this vid when I get the OK from the folks in charge on this one, too. :) )

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(Sometimes when I get a lil’ down, as I did this week with all the crappy news that’s been inundating us lately, I put on my Blue Latern Corps gear to remind myself not to lose hope. I know it’s kinda cheesy, but it works for me! :) Here’s the oath, too…I think a lot of folks could probably use it right now. :) )

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(#Beautiful. :) )

And in one last bit o’beautiful Pumpkin Pie Day news, I saw this gorgeous lil’ guy on the Cause For Paws Thanksgiving special, and immediately applied to make him part of my family. :)

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His name is Poppa Bear, and I am already hopelessly in love with this beautiful beast!! :) I haven’t heard back yet about whether or not I get to adopt him, but hopefully I will soon (and I’ll update immediately if I do :) ). If he doesn’t get to live with me, though, hopefully that means some other lucky family got to make him one of their own. (I just want to make sure this sweetie pie gets the Forever Home he needs/deserves! :) ) <3333333

Lots of holiday love, hope, and delicious leftovers for all,

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D.D.S.S. (Daryl Dixon’s Sex Slave ;) ) xoxo

PS- Walking Dead finale this week…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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What don’t you understand about that concept, AMC????? ;) xo

Happy Spider-Woman Day!!

spbAfter decades (seemingly ;) ) of senseless controversy about her Booty Shot variant cover, Spider-Woman #1 is FINALLY out for real now. :) I was hoping to do a shoot paying homage to Ms. Drew and her controversial curves but, alas, the Spidey suit I currently have just isn’t tight enough to pull it off properly. :(

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(See? It’s super shiny, which is rad, but has way too much give to be properly Minara-esque…Though Mikey didn’t seem to mind so much… ;) )

This silly shot is about as close as I could come to emulating the Cover of Doom for now,

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but I’m determined to give it another go with a different sort of material. (It’s probably gonna have to be latex or bodypaint…This sucka needs to be TIGHT!!!!!! :) ) In the meantime, here’s a vid that perfectly summarizes why I think all this hoopla has been so silly:

Preach it, Mr. Maddox!! :) Let’s all just chill and let Ms. Drew and her Spider-Booty be great, mmmkay?

After all…Spidey himself has never been a slouch in that department! ;) xoxo

Sometimes There’s Just So Much Beauty in the World…

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 GRONK SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!! <33333333333

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This is sincerely porn to me…

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*SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!* ;)

I know that not everyone appreciates an awesome Pats victory as much as I do, though, so I’m reposting this “torture porn” ;) shot to make up for not being able to contain my exxxtreme elation:

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It still hurts my soul to look at this shot, but I think it’s only fair.

After all, nobody likes a gloater…

…see? ;) xoxo

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Couldn’t resist…My “penance” was totally worth it!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY PATS!!!!!!!!! ;) xoxo

I Was Halloween Spam! :)

Behold:

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Apologies for the crappy cropping, but this was sent to me via Instagram, and you know how crop-happy they are. :) I didn’t see it ’til today (always behind with emails/DMs…always!!! ;) ), but I’m a sucker for anything Halloween-y (or silicone cock cage-y ;) ), so I thought this was cute/funny and figured I’d share. :) xoxo

PS- My “sexy” looks are always so dorky!!! :P

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The Fool Who Went and…Ripped Her Pants. :)

Hiya, Homiebots! Halloween was AWESOME (you can read my more in-depth “report” on it here, if you’d enjoy) but, alas, it’s time to start moving on. (It’s almost time to get swept up in Christmas Craziness, after all…The second happiest time of the year!! ;) )

I’ve got a hodge podge of randomness for ya today, starting with a few pics from the Comikaze festivities last weekend. I don’t know why they always insist on having cons the same weekend as Halloween (SPREAD. THE. LOVE. PEOPLE!!!), but since this is one of my new faves, I made sure I went at least one day for some Comic Comradery. :) I was “Hipster Baroness”, btw. (My costume ripped square in the booty as I was heading out, so I remembered the wise words of Spongebob, and improvised. :) )

Here’s the wardrobe malfunction that inspired my look for the day:

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And here are some of the awesome folks I met who didn’t split their pants that day (or hid it better than me if they did… ;) ):

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(LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE these guys!!!!! <3)

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(So freakin’ cute and insanely awesome all at the same time!!! :) )

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(This guy was a real Dick…HA!!!!!!!! ;) )

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(Double your Baroness pleasure! :) )

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(Mr. Stan the Man, Ms. Wonder Woman, and I’m not sure who else. If anybody knows, please let me into the loop. I really just thought the colors were too pretty not to take a picture of. :) )

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(Sometimes there’s just so much beauty in the world… *sniff* :) )

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(Sittin’ in the Captain’s Chair: A gal could get used to that… ;) )

And, finally, a shot accurately depicting what’s going on in my head as I’m walking around a con floor (or anywhere, really ;) ):

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(Yep. Basically. :) )

There are other shots up on Kinky Horror and IG, but since I basically struck the same freaking pose every single time (I guess that’s what Hipster Baronesses do, when they aren’t drinking Pabst, of course ;) ), I didn’t want to oversaturate you with my shameful sameness. Besides, I have other important things to cover in this post, such as introducing you to my new hero, Ms. Monique Anderson.

I saw this video she made the other day, and I instantly fell in <3333 with her straight-talkin’ ways.  I get asked ALL THE TIME if I think size matters, and my truthful answer is always, “It depends on the girl”. Here’s Ms. Monique to helpfully demonstrate why some folks really are #TeamLittleDick (though I, personally, am team #ICanMakeAnythingWork…just in case you were wondering. ;) )

(Preach it, Ms. Monique!!!! :) )

In somewhat less penis-related news, I had the pleasure of meeting/podcasting with the adorable Mr. Ming Chen this week. I am not gonna lie: I was totally intimated, as I think he’s a big ol’ bottle of awesome sauce, so I kinda forced my long time homie (and former Geek Rawk co-host) Don to do the podcast with me. Well, if you’re familiar with Don at all, you know he’s quite a talker (which has saved my shy, awkward ass many a’time, lemme tell ya!! ;) ), so I think it’s actually more accurate to say that Don was on Ming’s podcast this week. I kinda just giggled and sang the praises of the Daredevil movie when cued, but if you’re interested in that kinda thing, feel free to check it out.

Here we are after our group audition for the Sons of Anarchy spinoff… ;)

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Last (and also least :) ), I present you with some gratuitous bewbage, as it’s been far too long since I’ve freed pinched the nipple up in these here parts… ;)

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(I posted this shot on IG censored, just in case. I don’t think that counts as nipplage, but there are some uber conservative folks on there, and I don’t want to inadvertently offend anyone by having my bits and pieces flailing about. ;) )

Which reminds me…Thanks again to everyone who told me about the Chive’s ”Cleavage Hall of Fame” (lol :) ) thing this week…I’m honored that so many folks recognized my Stormtroopers. ;) xoxoxo