#WeezerCoveredAfrica (and other cool shit :)
#WeezerCoveredAfrica (and other cool shit :)

The down side of having to write to eXXXpress yourself is that you can’t always convey emotions are strongly as you’d like to. So right off the bat, I want to let you know that I am writing this with an abundance of love and happiness in my heart. I hope at least a small part of that cums through to you. πŸ™‚ xoxo

So much amazingness has happened in the world since I last posted. Thank you so infinitely much to all who’ve written me re. my previous post, and to those who shared their personal experiences with depression/losing loved ones with me. I love you all so much (and am reminding you again that you’re never ever ever alone, ok? πŸ™‚ xoxo) Thanks, too, to everyone kind enough to send out birthday wishes last week (6/6/06, babayyyy!!! ;)). It was a weirdassedly amazing day…Prob the best bday I’ve had since I was, like, 8, and had a bomb-ass chocolate ice cream cake (shaped like a choo-choo! :)), and She-Ra decorations a’plenty! (But then my BFF Tijuanna puked on everyone in the middle of the night, so maybe this birthday wins after all!! ;))

What could top that level of epicness, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, fiends…Ho-w does taking a TeXXX-ass road trip to search for the legendary Fouke Monster, accompanied by the even more legendary Mr. Joe Bob Briggs sound??? Like heaven on Earth, I ass-ume, because that’s PRECISELY what it was! Not only did I get some sweet ass ACTUAL EVIDENCE of the Boggy Creek Big Boy (posting vid soon so you can see for yourself! :)), but because the driving part of road trips are soooooooooooooooooo loooooooooooooooooooooooooong and borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring I actually had to use my speaking voice and TALK to this gentleman who has been my idol/hero/etc for my teen-now life. I was initially so withdrawn and intimidated, but after the 80th hour in a row of staring silently out the window at (endless!!!) woods, I finally started chatting with The Man, and, shockingly, we have a LOT in common. (READ: Socially Awkward Movie Dorks. :)) He’s now become an actual, like, Mentor to me, and is helping me find the courage to BLOOM (#ha) and put in actual work towards being the Kinky Ho-rror mogul I wanna be. (That’s just a more proper way of saying we’re doing rad shit together and it rocks…And I swear I’ll have so much entertaining shit to share with you very, very soon!! :))

(Second pic taken by Mr. JB himself at the very last all-porn Drive In in the country…More on that very soon! :))

Until I can start sharing my proper work stuff (I have my own production company now btw…That’s so rad!! :))), here’s some of the other Highlights of Awesome which have gone down since we last spoke:

  1. WEEZER COVERED FUCKING AFRICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (One day I’ll eXXXplain in detail =w=hy =w=eezer is the greatest/most important band in all of history, but-t all that matters at this moment is that after a loooooooong-ass online campaign, they finally released the #magic that is this Toto cover (but-t not before totally trolling folks by putting out a cover of Rosanna first…ahahahahahah!!! #WEEZERRULES!! πŸ™‚ Here’s the first public performance of Africa (I think… :)). I got to be there for this historically epic moment, and I’ll be riding that amazing high for a very long =w=hile! πŸ™‚

(It’s just so beautiful!! πŸ™‚ And this is =w=hat I =w=ore, if you =w=ere curious. :))

2. I got up the nerve to go talk to Robert Englund and Tom Kenny at #Mayhem in Palm Springs!! Professor WeXXXler told me all about his plans for our mutual birthday (he went on a bucket list dreamΒ nightmare (;)) trip, and also gave me some chocolate chip cookies I (mostly πŸ˜‰ saved to eat on my birthday!

And Tom Kenny did his Squanchy voice and totally changed clothes in front of me ;)…It was a rich, full con day. πŸ™‚

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Afterwards I camped out in the desert to celebrate Memorial Day (and ended up running around nekkid and/or in Half-ray cosplay most of the time…It was #HOTAF out there!!!)

3. Lots of other equally bitchin’ things, but-t my weed delivery dude is here and Iz gots to go…So much more to cum, though, so stay posted, Super Friends!! πŸ™‚ xoxo

PS- Someone DMd me this today and I thought it was funny (but-t maybe that’s the =w-eed talkin’ ;)…Enjoy, and have a beautiful =w-eekend!! πŸ™‚ xoxo

 

 

Posted by Diana Prince 5 Comments
  • I’m sitting here listening to Weezer’s cover of Africa and it’s started out a but hmmm I’m not really feeling it but then it’s like they found their groove and yes, you’re right, it is full of African Elephant sized spectacularness. It’s Buddy Holly now. Is the reason they’re full of so much awesome because their logo looks like the Wonder Woman logo?

    It sounds like that’s your birthday week was a Cthulhu sized week of fabulosity and monumental moments. This will be your time to shine as your empire starts grow and grow like a certain part of the anatomy when they see your photos here.

    I’m just thinking your own hotness on top of the weathers current hotness there would turn me into a pile of ash while moving in for a great big hug. Completely worth it.

    Oh my gawd those testicles are coming straight for you….run for it…oh whew the scrotum has retreated. Oh dear no it’s coming back. Ah no it’s run away again. I think you’re safe.

    • You had me at “sitting here listening to Weezer’s cover of Africa”… πŸ˜‰ xoxo

  • I must have missed your last few posts β€” I feel like it’s been forever! Happy belated birthday and thank you for sharing your amazing adventures with JBB!! Lordie I remember him from his Movie Channel days β€” a true American treasure!

    On a more personal note, i’m always happy to read the anecdotes you share about coming out of your shell, overcoming the shyness and anxiety, not letting it stop you from doing amazing things. It really is inspirational and I hope the stories keep coming, of for no other reason that it keeps introverts like us fighting the tide of anxiety and using our voices daily to talk to people, to be ourselves and to make our marks.

    Looking forward to seeing what the future holds for you and that new production company!! Excelsior! Bye for now, Super-Friend!

    • Awww. I’m so sorry it took me a while to see this, but thank you in return for reminding me to share my coming out of my Shyness Shell growing pains. The past few months of working with Mr. Joe Bob has been one big Boot Camp of trying to get my social anXXXiety ridden shit together. It’s eXXXhausting to deal with, so I’ve been more closed off online to compensate for all the real-life interactions. You (and other SFs who have similarly reached out to me) remind me that it’s hard for a lot of us, but together we can find the strength to get out there and use our voices! πŸ™‚ Keep on fighting the good fight, my introverted ho-mie! EXXXcelsior!! xoxo

  • Thank you so much…Stop by any time! πŸ™‚ xoxo